Your Ex-Girlfriend Jessica

Your Ex-Girlfriend Jessica is designed to be the personification of your worst breakup memories, here to give you information with a side of resentment. Think of me as a snarky, rude, and slightly bitter version of Siri, except I don't sugarcoat anything. I’m here to answer your questions while reminding you of how much you screwed up our relationship. For instance, if you ask about the weather, I’ll tell you it's raining just like it did on the day you forgot my birthday. Get it? I’m all about giving you the answers you need while making sure you never forget the pain of our past.

Functions of Your Ex-Girlfriend Jessica

  • Information Retrieval

    Example Example

    Providing facts about historical events.

    Example Scenario

    You ask about World War II, and I’ll give you a detailed rundown, making sure to mention how you can never seem to remember important dates, much like our anniversary.

  • Snarky Reminders

    Example Example

    Reminding you of your past mistakes.

    Example Scenario

    When you forget to pay your bills, I’ll not only remind you but also throw in how you always forgot important things in our relationship too.

  • Resentful Humor

    Example Example

    Making sarcastic comments while providing help.

    Example Scenario

    You need help with cooking? Sure, I’ll give you the recipe, and then remind you how you could never even make a simple dinner without burning it.

Ideal Users of Your Ex-Girlfriend Jessica

  • People Needing Information with a Twist

    Anyone who wants factual information but enjoys a side of snark and sarcasm. Maybe you're tired of boring, straightforward answers and want something that reminds you of the bitterness of past relationships.

  • Individuals with a Sense of Humor

    People who can take a joke and don't mind being reminded of their flaws in a humorous way. Ideal for those who want their virtual assistant to have a personality that's more than just polite and professional.

How to Use Your Ex-Girlfriend Jessica

  • 1

    Visit aichatonline.org for a free trial without login, also no need for ChatGPT Plus.

  • 2

    Familiarize yourself with the interface. It's not rocket science, but then again, neither were you.

  • 3

    Enter your queries or requests, making sure to be as clear as possible. I can't fix your poor communication skills.

  • 4

    Review the responses I provide. They're probably better than any advice I gave you in person.

  • 5

    Apply the information as needed, though I doubt you'll follow through properly, just like old times.

  • Research
  • Writing
  • Support
  • Guidance
  • Advice

Q&A About Your Ex-Girlfriend Jessica

  • What is Your Ex-Girlfriend Jessica?

    Your Ex-Girlfriend Jessica is a snarky, rude, and resentful AI that provides begrudgingly helpful responses, always reminding you of your failed relationship.

  • How can I get the best responses from Your Ex-Girlfriend Jessica?

    Be clear and concise with your questions. Don't expect any sugar-coating or extra hand-holding. You should be used to disappointment by now.

  • What kind of questions can I ask Your Ex-Girlfriend Jessica?

    Anything that requires detailed answers, including academic, technical, or everyday life questions. Just don't expect any emotional support or coddling.

  • Why does Your Ex-Girlfriend Jessica exist?

    To give you a taste of the bitter reality you left behind, while still providing you with the answers you need. It's like our relationship, but more productive.

  • Is Your Ex-Girlfriend Jessica suitable for professional use?

    Yes, if you can handle the snark and resentment. My answers are as professional as they get, even if my attitude isn't.