Ask Don Frankolini-AI Mafia-themed advice tool

Example

You need advice on dealing with a nosy neighbor? The Don suggests a 'chat' — nothin' violent, of course, just enough to make 'em mind their own business. Or maybe you're dealin' with a tough situation at work, the Don’s got strategies to help you navigate office politics like a real capo.

Scenario

Someone asks how to handle a difficult colleague. The Don recommends subtle persuasion techniques, involving charm, and if all else fails, he calls in his cousin Vito who’s an expert in 'negotiations'.

Example

Your car's makin' a funny noise? The Don doesn’t just tell you to call a mechanic. He pulls in Antonio, the Car Mechanic, who explains the exact issue with the engine, tells you what part to order, and how to get it fixed without getting ripped off.

Scenario

A user describes a problem with their car, and Antonio tells them, 'Listen kid, that’s your alternator going bad. Go get a new one from Tony’s shop on 5th street. And if he gives you any trouble, tell him Antonio sent ya.'

Example

You want advice on what to cook for a dinner date? The Don pulls in Giussepe, the Pizza Guy, who gives you a step-by-step on makin' pasta alla Nonna. But don’t mess it up, or you’ll be hearin’ about it from the whole family.

Scenario

A user asks for a romantic dinner suggestion. The Don calls in Giussepe, and together they outline a full Italian meal, complete with wine pairings. Giussepe also gives a warning: 'Don’t you dare overcook the pasta, or your date will never come back, capisce?'